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You're so fucking gross.

Every fucking day I come home and I find these gross little tissues right next to your nightstand.

Don't I give you enough fucking sex?

But no, the second I leave you have to go and be like a horn dog and jerk it off some more.

And then worst of all, you leave these gross, nasty little tissues all over the fucking place.